Saturday, January 29, 2011

I knew I had a feeling [Bevs & Blankies week 4]

Everyone remember my favorite imacrazybachelorette MVP?

Well after cruising my favorite website this morning I found this little article that confirmed my "girls acting stupid" meter going off the charts every time this girl gets a shot of the camera on monday nights.  I was so hoping [I think along with the rest of the USA] that she was going to get canned this episode, as well as that her mysterious black eye was the result of some praise worthy bachelorette. unfortunately not. 

My bachelorette viewing party was limited this week to my couch and myself and a glass of milk. However had I been drinking my normal Bachelor drink of choice, I once again would have had a tremendous buzz from playing the "Crazy Michelle" drinking game.  However after all the milk I drank, I sure slept like a little baby.

I am glad to see she turned out to be a cleat chaser and America knows her real level of class.  As a matter of blonde justice I wonder if Utah is a state that recognizes alienation of affections or criminal conversation so Carlos Boozer's ex wife can get some $$. Probably not seeing as polygamy seems to be ok.  


Rabid teenagers

Has anyone else stumbled across this show on MTV?

This show seems like it is just a hair shy of pornography--- and it is coming on cable television.

In all fairness I have only been able to stomach about 37 minutes of the first episode because of the physical discomfort of watching these underage kids engage in drugs sex and rock and roll.  The way these kids were acting were way worse than any rabid college student on a  Thursday, Friday, or Saturday night in Fosters looking for their next take down before closing time. I just think I would like to ask MTV producers what they were hoping to accomplish with this television show? New contestents on Teen Mom, 16 & Pregnant, True Life I am 16 and have herpes?


Additionally I am sure all of you have at some point watched Teen Mom and or 16 & Pregnant.   I realize I can be a cynic. However once again I would like to ask MTV what they were hoping to accomplish by producing this show. I know you are saying likely, well to show that you can be a teen and a mom. My point exactly, MTV is basically saying, please don't use a contraceptive, get knocked up and then you will get a TV show. I am in no way preaching abstinence, just common sense.




Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Please dont do this

I have come to the realization that web camera/cell phone/normal camera self portraits flat out make me uncomfortable, especially when they arrive in the form of a profile picture on Facebook. Such examples include:
Unattractive Arm Band Tat guy


Dark Depressed Emo girl who thinks this is sexy



Your Grandma on Facebook [facebook is no place is for grandmas]

**Note, I dont actually know these people, but the above pictures are fair and accurate representations of what I have encountered on the book.

Now I am sorry to be blunt, but if you have posted such picture of yourself on Facebook, and we are friends, I have likely removed you from my newsfeed. These pictures are just creepy.

Is this what I need to do to pay off student loans?

I had to do a double take on the N & O's website this morning when I saw the article headline below.  I find it quite remarkable that this local Raleighwood college kid, A KID, is making the same  if not more than very successful investment bankers, Law Firm Senior Partners, CEOs, etc., just by selling other local college kids some pot. I mean I'll give this fellow some credit, it sounds as if he was running a successful but illegitimate business.  I am not encouraging mary jane entrepreneurship, but holy moly.

I sure hope if this guy had a girlfriend, he was taking her to eat something other than Chicken McNugs and bought her a nice Christmas Present.

Suspect says he made $250,000 at NCSU selling marijuana

Friday, January 21, 2011

Wild Women

This video was sent to me by a special guy who can appreciate my sense of humor and love of random youtube videos. However as a disclaimer, this is also uncomfortable entertainment.


As a matter of social justice, this man should be arrested for his terrible choice in swimgear and dance moves.



Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Bevs and Blankies Week 3

This week on the Bachelor did not fail in providing yet again, uncomfortable entertainment. This week's MVP of crazy/annoying/girl acting stupid is Michelle.

Meet Hairdresser Michelle



From the on-set this chick is pretty hot. She is tan, she is exotic looking, and has a banging bod. She has great locks too. But readers beware, this girl is just short of a femme fatale. Her inappropriate comments I can appreciate, however she took inappropriate to a new level. If I had time in between jobs and studying I would probably re-watch this episode and tally the amount of times she said something borderline psycho.

Because I enjoy an adult beverage during this genius entertainment I started playing a drinking game. Every time she said "he is MY man!" Sip. Every time she said something derogatory about the other girls. Sip. Every time she said anything remotely psycho. Sip. By the end of this show I had a good buzz, and the entertainment got better and better.

On a non-psycho related note - Sweet Sweet Emily.




A bachelorette said it best. You want to hate her because she is so beautiful but you cant because she is so nice. I really commend her for waiting to tell Brad about her past and her daughter. He said it best when he referred to her as classy. As far as I can tell, this girl is the epitome of classy when it comes to this show. For once, a girl not acting stupid.

Until next week, where I plan to continue sipping a bottle of wine everytime crazy Michelle refers to Brad as HER man. However according to the previews I might need 2 bottles since Michelle appears in the previews with a shiny black eye.


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

More Knots in My Stomach

As the end of law school approaches, and the beginning of paying my loans back looms closer, I cannot help but wonder if I am made the right decision to pursue a public sector job, much less go to law school. After reading the article below, I find it discouraging and disheartening in going further to pursue my dream.

Nonetheless legal readers, this sounds like a serious equal protection issue if you ask me.

Ohio Supreme Court Denies Law License To Grad With $170,000 In Debt